Anger Management (The Furious Smoker)

Guardian-spaltist Charlie Brooker forsøker å slutte å røyke – igjen! Noe som gjør ham sint på en herlig irrasjonell måte og leder hans oppmerksomhet i retning av alle de sinte menneskene som fins ute i samfunnet. Men først retter han blikket mot seg selv:

"It's a shame I'm currently single, because I'd like nothing better than a massive, pointless argument right now - the sort that suddenly and unexpectedly blows up over something trivial, such as "Where did you put the towels?", before rapidly degenerating into a self-righteous festival of bellowing that only comes to an end when one or both of you breaks down in tears out of sheer confusion, and winds up crawling around on the kitchen floor like a dog, wailing and howling, with a glassy pendulum of snot swinging off the end of your nose. I get misty-eyed just thinking about it."